If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...