Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...