What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
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Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
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man to do situps
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Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...