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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Guyness Quiz
Guyness QuizTake This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient1. Alien beings from a...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...