Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...