Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Candybar Life
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Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
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New Viruses on the loose!
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Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...