Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
The Basic Laws of Work
Business Rules to Live ByIf you can’t get your work done in the first...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...