Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...