The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...