No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...