The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...