The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...