Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....