Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...