Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...