A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
10 Signs Your Broker …..
Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash “He can’t come to the phone right...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...