Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
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Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
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Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
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Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Improving fry cooking time
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A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...