Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...