A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...