The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory…
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...