Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
State of Arkansas Residency Application
State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...