Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
Sunday School Comedy!
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!