Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...