Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...