Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...