Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!