The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...