Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?