Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....