IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter…The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith’s breasts...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!