Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...