Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...