Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...