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How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
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Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Shooting your computer
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Why Fake Orgasm
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Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Cure For Unemployment
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Mind telling me the time?
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Little Johnny on the Farm!
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You know you are in a small town…
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