Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
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I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...