At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...