Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...