Stupid blonde driver
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Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.