Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...