Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...