Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...