Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...