What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...