The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...