A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...