Empty upstairs!
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Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Top 10 things men know about women.
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Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Try to settle the dispute
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Meet the Genie
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Grasshopper than a cricket
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In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
WARNING: These are RUDE.
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