Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...