Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...