As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...