I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...