7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...