The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Ask your question
|One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe,...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...