We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...